Lula Mae Says......

*  "Run like you are five"

*  "Dance like nobody's watching."

*  "Life is nothing without friendship."

*  "If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find better friends."

*  "Kiss My Tiara."

*  "Ride it like you stole it."

*  "Olives are on my diet, wrapped in gin and vodka."

*  "Save a horse, ride a COWBOY!!!!!"

*  "Ask me if I give a rat's a$$"

*  "ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY"

*  "Lord Have Mercy"

*  "Oh My Gah!"

*  "Mmmmnnnhhmmph!"

*  "We're not a couple"

*  "Our pool boy's name is PACO"

*  "Brad Pitt please stop calling."

*  "Come here little boy, momma will give you a bright shiny quarter to rub her bunyons."

*  "How do you say in Italian, "Be a good boy and come over and sit on mommas lap"

*  "Can I get a beer here?"

*  "I need change for a $100 bill.......all ones please."

*  "Who's yer Daddy?"

*  "This is not a thrift store."

*  "Working it....Working it.....Working it"

*  "Menopause, Mentalpause.......I'm just like this"

*  "Live like there is no tomorrow, laugh like you need Prozac."

*  "Read my lips............"

*  "But he's my lobster"